With the N.F.L. season under way I feel it timely to announce the newly revised Team Loux roster:
Quarterback: Chris "The Arrogant Prick" Loux
Runningback: David "The Workhorse" Hazeslip
Fullback: Jason "Method to His Madness" May
Wide Receiver: Barrett "The Chill" Greer
Wide Receiver: Brandon "The Edge" Pulliam
Tight End: Clay "Dirty South Whitey" Lindberg
Slot Receiver: Tom "What If They Stopped Making Wonderbread?" Asewicz
Tackles: Nikki "The Sultry Laugh-A-Thon" Hatcher, Beth "Quirky Art Chick" Post
Guards: Hannah "The Love Doctor" Glover, Sarah "The Cultured Diva" McCalman
Center: Alyssa "The Witty Yankee Delight" Millner
Bench: Dustin Howell, Michael Schrekenhoffer, Kristen Alexander, Andy Gleason, Tim Duke, Tracy Watson
Some would argue this is perhaps the strongest lineup Team Loux has ever assembled. I would argue that it's certainly the toughest. And to its advantage, the gameplan this year calls for a grit-it-out offense that's more concerned with moving the ball down the field consistently than with flash and glitter.
May this year bring us the long eluded championship we all so lust after. Good luck my fellow teammates. 2005 is our year!

Deion Loux / Panama City Beach / Spring Break 2001 |